SoCal BS Thread

[Itaro]

So, you guys wouldn't believe this... just this very morning about 5am, just before waking up to get ready for work, I feel something crawl quickly into my right ear and thinking it's a small spider??? I quickly get up and try "picking out with my index finger", but it felt as if I was pushing it further in whatever it was??? I then quickly grab Q-Tips and try digging out whatever it was, but nothing but blood was starting to come out and I could feel something crawling and seemingly "biting".

Anyways, I finally thought about the Hydrogen Peroxide that I happen to have and took the chance that pouring in some HP into my ear would force whatever it was to crawl out, but needed help so I woke up one of my roommates and asked them to help me. I felt bad because it was so early for them since they work night shift and thus was time for them to get some sleep, but she still helped. I laid my head on the bathroom counter and then she poured the HP into my ear and within a few seconds she says, "oh my God, I can see something crawling out... what is that?"

I quickly pointed my ear downward into the bathroom sink and this is what came out!!!
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My ear canal feels like it was "scraped" and feels like a sort of rash.

I knew immediately it is called an "Earwig" and wondered about how it originally got its name and Google_d wiki'd it and it doesn't crawl into the ears and is normally found outside and what not.

Annnnnnnyways, stupida$$ crazy morning today and I was scared of what the hell was crawling in my ear.

HAHAHAHA, just like in the movie "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan"??? F'N KRAY KRAZY morning today!!! FML???!!!

Don’t google things found in people’s ears... the videos will disturb you.

I watch those for fun

 

[Dukestaco]

Yeah fixing bent frames isn't cheap. Easier to just get the adjustable uppers so you have more range to get it where you want it on the bent side.

Already have spc uppers. The right side is maxed out and the left is in the middle position to get it to what it is. I’ll throw up the alignment numbers in the morning

 

[WileECoyote]

Unfortunately very true brotha!!! I wouldn't wish this to happen on my biggest enemy!!! F'N brutal and helpless feeling quite honestly.

 

[Duckbutter6]

And THIS is why I like these 2x racist bastards!!! Jesus H guys... Oh, and @Duckbutter6 too... so 3x of these bastards???

I’m not racist!
Racism is unjustified assholery.
I’m only an asshole in response to stupidity.

 

[Duckbutter6]

So, you guys wouldn't believe this... just this very morning about 5am, just before waking up to get ready for work, I feel something crawl quickly into my right ear and thinking it's a small spider??? I quickly get up and try "picking out with my index finger", but it felt as if I was pushing it further in whatever it was??? I then quickly grab Q-Tips and try digging out whatever it was, but nothing but blood was starting to come out and I could feel something crawling and seemingly "biting".

Anyways, I finally thought about the Hydrogen Peroxide that I happen to have and took the chance that pouring in some HP into my ear would force whatever it was to crawl out, but needed help so I woke up one of my roommates and asked them to help me. I felt bad because it was so early for them since they work night shift and thus was time for them to get some sleep, but she still helped. I laid my head on the bathroom counter and then she poured the HP into my ear and within a few seconds she says, "oh my God, I can see something crawling out... what is that?"

I quickly pointed my ear downward into the bathroom sink and this is what came out!!!
View attachment 26724

My ear canal feels like it was "scraped" and feels like a sort of rash.

I knew immediately it is called an "Earwig" and wondered about how it originally got its name and Google_d wiki'd it and it doesn't crawl into the ears and is normally found outside and what not.

Annnnnnnyways, stupida$$ crazy morning today and I was scared of what the hell was crawling in my ear.

HAHAHAHA, just like in the movie "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan"??? F'N KRAY KRAZY morning today!!! FML???!!!

fak
Yeah they usually don’t fuck around with people.
did you buy a lotto ticket?

 

[WileECoyote]

I’m not racist!
Racism is unjustified assholery.
I’m only an asshole in response to stupidity.

 

[4runner DOA]

I’m not racist!
Racism is unjustified assholery.
I’m only an asshole in response to stupidity.

I feel this is appropriate here.

 

[Duckbutter6]

I feel this is appropriate here.

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lol
It’s so true.
idk, I don’t consider myself a true asshole. I just call attention to everything

 

[WileECoyote]

fak
Yeah they usually don’t fuck around with people.
did you buy a lotto ticket?

You know, I probably SHOULD???

Because apparently that isn't the reason they have that name and has been "debunked" or something like that.

BUT, I do NOT concur with Wiki/Google_s findings!!! Because I can attest that those MrFr's DO INDEED F'N CRAWL into people's ears!!!

 

[Duckbutter6]

You know, I probably SHOULD???

Because apparently that isn't the reason they have that name and has been "debunked" or something like that.

BUT, I do NOT concur with Wiki/Google_s findings!!! Because I can attest that those MrFr's DO INDEED F'N CRAWL into people's ears!!!

just yours
Lol

 

[WileECoyote]

I feel this is appropriate here.

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lol
It’s so true.
idk, I don’t consider myself a true asshole. I just call attention to everything

ALL you guys are F'N KILLING ME!!!

 

[WileECoyote]

just yours
Lol

 

[WileECoyote]

Don’t google things found in people’s ears... the videos will disturb you.

I watch those for fun

 

[Duckbutter6]

I need some PTO, shit is kinda wack

 

[4runner DOA]

lol
It’s so true.
idk, I don’t consider myself a true asshole. I just call attention to everything

I'm unfiltered and I don't care if I hurt your feelings. Some people say I'm honest, some people say I'm an asshole. Works either way.

I need some PTO, shit is kinda wackView attachment 26726

Fuck I just found out today I can't actually use my PTO until my probation is done. 1 1/2 months to go.

 

[WileECoyote]

I need some PTO, shit is kinda wackView attachment 26726

 

[kasnerd]

don't Google bot fly or dr pimple popper

 

[Itaro]

don't Google bot fly or dr pimple popper

The pimple ones are the best. Makes me want to put butter on things

 

[Duckbutter6]

I'm unfiltered and I don't care if I hurt your feelings. Some people say I'm honest, some people say I'm an asshole. Works either way.



Fuck I just found out today I can't actually use my PTO until my probation is done. 1 1/2 months to go.

i got 16hrs of personal holiday sittin there still but that’s for the week of thanksgiving.

 

[Duckbutter6]

The pimple ones are the best. Makes me want to put butter on things

mayo works better. Doesn’t just melt away from body temp.