That’s so dangerously close to reality. So much so that she may need to tie me up to prevent it.
it's a duel. long term marriage steeled nerves, it'll be a hell of a show down. Charge admission and you might MAKE money on the deal.
*TV commercial voice*
He's in a bad mood after his last battle with the city, will she get a hot flash and berserker a way to defending her title? Who will say the safe word first? Will Chris get that ECU tune and tire carrier? Will she order a new husband from an eastern block country?
You'll pay for the whole seat, but only use the edge!! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! See sparks fly and watch the carnage as these two battle for the right to spend more retirement money!! The blood is in the water folks, hurry and get your tickets now!! Rain or shine!! Gates open early!! Bring the family, bring a friend!! Group discounts available! CALL NOW!! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!! Middle aged was never more dangerous or entertaining!! See you ringside!
and I'll leave this here for after the battle Roy-Al (what a weird name to have from Ukraine, hope he's nice)