Never underestimate the desire to not die in a crippled man.
See there's two possible ways to take that sentence.
One is less commonly used than the other.
Guess which one your homosexually driven brain went to?
It's ok Duck. You can come out of the closet. You don't need to hide it. Dick tastes good to you, we understand.
Let’s take a second look at your statement:
Never underestimate the desire to not die in a crippled man.
Now,
Never Underestimate the desire to not die in a mine shaft.
See where you went wrong?
Learn to convey your messages clearly.
Never underestimate a mans desire to not die in a crippled state.
Never underestimate a crippled mans desire to live.
You subconsciously tried to express that you would not be happy unless you died while inside a crippled man.
It’s okay dude.
There’s suspicion your “wife” isn’t real with as much as you willingly share about all the sexual stuff and what not.
I personally have enough respect for my wife that I wouldn’t put any of our business out there just to try to seem cooler than most.
But hey, you do what you do to make yourself feel good about your own inadequacies.
